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\n\n\n\nThis year’s theme was “a Hollywood Party,” red carpet and all. So our story takes a look back at the golden age in Tinseltown.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nBrock\u2019s Star-Studded Christmas Adventure<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
The Hollywood sign showed bRIGHTly in the rearview mirror of Brock \u201cLEFTy\u201d Johnsons\u2019 45 Cadillac convertible on that fateful Christmas Eve. RIGHT now, he needed to focus. He was nervous because two of the biggest stars in the world were in the back seat. On the LEFT was Catherine Hepburn. On the RIGHT, Jimmy Stewart. And to top it off, in the front seat to his RIGHT was Donna Reed, Jimmy Stewart\u2019s co-star in the soon to be released \u201cIt\u2019s a Wonderful Life.\u201d Brock was a mid-level producer for the studio who was at the RIGHT place at the wrong, or maybe the RIGHT time. The studio boss, Robby LEFTensteen had picked him to drive the stars to a Christmas Party RIGHT smack dab in the middle of Palm Springs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They LEFT the studio at four PM, RIGHT after Miss Hepburn had finished filming for the day. They were late, so Brock stayed in the LEFT lane once they got on the freeway. Mrs. Read turned and talked to her friends over her LEFT shoulder as they sped out of town and climbed RIGHT up the hill to the desert.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
About an hour into the drive Brock heard Jimmy Stewart say, \u201cAh, l-l-LEFTy, I think you should slow down. Um, Ah, over there. On the RIGHT side of the road. Looks like someone had a bit of a spill.\u201d Brock looked out the RIGHT side of the car as he slowed, and he could just make out the bottom of a big red vehicle. Strangely, on the RIGHT and LEFT of the wreck, a group of deer stood chewing on the desert shrubs. He turned on his RIGHT turn signal and crossed to the opposite side of the road, and drove slowly off the pavement towards the wreck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In his panic, he parked RIGHT next to some cactus, so they all had to exit from the RIGHT side of the car. He and Jimmy Stewart walked to the RIGHT side of the large red vehicle, noticing that it had no wheels. It was a slay. When they got to the other side, he could not believe what he saw.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
RIGHT there, RIGHT in the middle of the desert, RIGHT in front of him was Santa Clause laying with his legs pinned RIGHT of a giant bag of gifts. And he was obviously unconscious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kathrine Hepburn let out a scream and ran RIGHT to Santa\u2019s LEFT side, and Donna Read crouched on his RIGHT side. They gently slapped his face till he woke up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHo Ho Ho! That was the biggest goose I\u2019ve ever seen!\u201d said Santa Clause as he shook his head LEFT and RIGHT. \u201cI thought I was LEFT for dead! Ho Ho Ho!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cW-W-We are RIGHT here to help. You lay RIGHT here while we get this bag off of you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With much grunting and struggling, Jimmy Stewart and Brock pulled the bag off, which LEFT Santa\u2019s legs free. The big jolly man rolled onto his LEFT side then slowly stood up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHo Ho Ho! That goose LEFT me knocked out. RIGHT now, I want to focus on RIGHTing my slay and deliver all the presents I have LEFT.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is when Brock \u201cLEFTy\u201d Johnson found himself pushing on the RIGHT end of a giant red slay with Jimmy Steward, Kathrine Hepburn, Donna Read, AND Santa Clause. They rocked the sled LEFT and back<\/em> until it rolled RIGHT over onto its runners. Santa let out a whistle, and the reindeer lined up RIGHT in front of the sleigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\nWhile they all stood lined up RIGHT along the side of the road, the sound of jingling bells filled the air around them as the sled leaped straight up in the air and moved in a slow RIGHT-hand turn above them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cHo Ho Ho! Jimmy and Kathrine, Donna and LEFTy! Thank you for always doing the RIGHT thing and for making movies that have LEFT me crying and laughing!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Brock felt Miss Hepburn lean against his LEFT shoulder as she whispered \u201cMerry Christmas Santa\u201d into the cool desert night as the giant red sleigh LEFT their sight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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